Ekda ek manus asa announce karto ki tyacha kutra Tommy la poorna English kalta. Challenge mhanun dusra manus yeto ani Tommy la biscuit dakhvun mhanto "Tommy .. take". Tar Tommy jaaun bhintila tekto
Ek manus doodh pita pita marto...kase kay?
Mhais Khali baste
Chhoti mule ubhi astat.
pahila:mazi aai service karte.
dusra:mazi aai Tennis khelat nahi
Ravnachya lankela sonyachi lanka kaa mhantat.....????
Karan ravnala lahanpani aai baba sonya mhanayche....!!!!!
Kareen a kapur ani tushar kapur eka building chya top,mhanje 13th floor var rahat astat. dusre sagle actors 1st te 12th floor var rahtat. sagle lift vapartat. pan tushar kapur ani kareena kapur nahi vaparat.... kaa???
karan: 'Jeena sirf mere liye'
gabbar:ye haath mujhe de de thakkur..
thakur:gap re yedya aapan kay paach teen doon khektoy ka ??yeda
=============== Tu aani Me ===============
tu sui mi dora,
tu kaali mi gora
tu poli mi bhaat,
tu football mi laath
tu bashi mi cup
tu ushi mi zhop
tu ball mi bat,
tu undir mi cat
mi mulga tu mulgi,
tu saadi mi lungi..
tu love mi prem ,
tu photo mi frame..
tu doka mi kes,
tu saban mi fhes.
tu nisarga mi fiza,
tu kavita "Mi Maazha"
tu ghubad mi pankh
tu vinchu mi dankh.
tu sambaar mi dosa
tu boxer mi thosa
tu kanik mi poli
tu aaushad mi goli.
tu petrol mi car,
tu daru mi bar.
tu dudh mi saai,
tu kes mi dye.....
tu chaha mi lassi,
tu kumkum mi jassi...
tu toop mi loni,
tu dravid mi dhoni....
tu barfi mi pedha,
tu bavlat mi veda...
tu computer mi C.D.,
tu cigaratte mi bidi..
tu dahi mi loni,
tu kes mi pony
tu computer me mail
tu niranjan me tel
tu tiger mi lion
tu dadar me sion
tu takkal mi kes..
tu canteen mi mess
tu kes me konda,
tu dagad me dhonda.
Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav kay ahe?
Baap Re
