Khad Khadun Hasaa :)

Ekda ek manus asa announce karto ki tyacha kutra Tommy la poorna English kalta. Challenge mhanun dusra manus yeto ani Tommy la biscuit dakhvun mhanto "Tommy .. take". Tar Tommy jaaun bhintila tekto

Ek manus doodh pita pita marto...kase kay?

Mhais Khali baste

Chhoti mule ubhi astat.

pahila:mazi aai service karte.

dusra:mazi aai Tennis khelat nahi

Ravnachya lankela sonyachi lanka kaa mhantat.....????

Karan ravnala lahanpani aai baba sonya mhanayche....!!!!!

Kareen a kapur ani tushar kapur eka building chya top,mhanje 13th floor var rahat astat. dusre sagle actors 1st te 12th floor var rahtat. sagle lift vapartat. pan tushar kapur ani kareena kapur nahi vaparat.... kaa???

karan: 'Jeena sirf mere liye'

gabbar:ye haath mujhe de de thakkur..

thakur:gap re yedya aapan kay paach teen doon khektoy ka ??yeda

=============== Tu aani Me ===============

tu sui mi dora,

tu kaali mi gora

tu poli mi bhaat,

tu football mi laath

tu bashi mi cup

tu ushi mi zhop

tu ball mi bat,

tu undir mi cat

mi mulga tu mulgi,

tu saadi mi lungi..

tu love mi prem ,

tu photo mi frame..

tu doka mi kes,

tu saban mi fhes.

tu nisarga mi fiza,

tu kavita "Mi Maazha"

tu ghubad mi pankh

tu vinchu mi dankh.

tu sambaar mi dosa

tu boxer mi thosa

tu kanik mi poli

tu aaushad mi goli.

tu petrol mi car,

tu daru mi bar.

tu dudh mi saai,

tu kes mi dye.....

tu chaha mi lassi,

tu kumkum mi jassi...

tu toop mi loni,

tu dravid mi dhoni....

tu barfi mi pedha,

tu bavlat mi veda...

tu computer mi C.D.,

tu cigaratte mi bidi..

tu dahi mi loni,

tu kes mi pony

tu computer me mail

tu niranjan me tel

tu tiger mi lion

tu dadar me sion

tu takkal mi kes..

tu canteen mi mess

tu kes me konda,

tu dagad me dhonda.

Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav kay ahe?

Baap Re